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John Stark - Dude

Heeeeeh.

Posted on 2006.05.10 at 23:06

Track Your Visitors on a Map!

Comments:


Seán H
[info]ohnefuehlen at 2006-05-11 03:13 (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Three thousand, one hundred and thirty-two miles.
Rebel Without a Moo
[info]lonecow at 2006-05-11 03:13 (UTC) (Link)
Woo. 10530 miles away. :P Love being far away from the centre of things...
Follow the Bouncing Brain
[info]pyrephox at 2006-05-11 03:18 (UTC) (Link)
Only 850 miles! Why, that's practically just around the corner...
Amhorach
[info]amhorach at 2006-05-11 03:25 (UTC) (Link)
669 miles, but the thing is, I'm not *from* here. This is just where I happen to live at the moment. Don't you presume to tell me where I'm from, buster!
david_wisdom
[info]david_wisdom at 2006-05-11 03:26 (UTC) (Link)
So, tracking us, eh? And what fiendish use will you have for this information?

No, seriously, tell me. I got nothin'.
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 03:29 (UTC) (Link)
I dunno. It looked fun. ;)
david_wisdom
[info]david_wisdom at 2006-05-11 03:37 (UTC) (Link)
... that's it? You're not gathering targeting data? No mind-control rays? No armies of clockwork cellphone zombies? No steam-powered genderswap mail bombs?

What kind of mad scientist are you, man?
Wednesday
[info]weds at 2006-05-11 03:41 (UTC) (Link)
HA I AM SOMEWHERE ELSE THREE THOUSAND MILES AWA --

...aw, crap.
Mat Bowles
[info]matgb at 2006-05-11 13:44 (UTC) (Link)
Apparently, the UK doesn't exist. Neither does England, the Unitd Kingdom nor Devon. The map shows them as there, but the system can't find them.

Ergo, I give up. I'll settle for 'a long way'.
Wednesday
[info]weds at 2006-05-11 17:54 (UTC) (Link)
It found *a* place in the UK for me, just not the right one. Presumably it's where my DSL provider is located.
Mat Bowles
[info]matgb at 2006-05-11 18:06 (UTC) (Link)
I get that all the time; my dial up provider is in London, so my connection goees through there. The small point I'm the whole other side the country doesn't seem to help.

Those online dating services ads are amusing at times though "meet girls in Watford tonight!" Um, how? It's a 5 hour drive.

Ah well, the 'net is set up for the American telecommunications set up, us Brits get used to weird things.
Wednesday
[info]weds at 2006-05-11 18:11 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, the Watford thing. Near as I can tell, there's about three dozen really, really messed-up girls in Watford trying desperately to get people from around England to sleep with them or tie them up. Possibly both. So, they've bought up a bunch of ad space using dating services as a front. The bit we don't see on the "meet girls in Watford tonight!" ads is "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE'RE ACTUAL DIAGNOSED NYMPHOMANIACS."
Mat Bowles
[info]matgb at 2006-05-11 18:25 (UTC) (Link)
Really?

I might click on one of the ads next time I see one then...
Z-Gryphon
[info]z_gryphon at 2006-05-11 18:32 (UTC) (Link)
Could be worse; you could be in Cardiff.
Mat Bowles
[info]matgb at 2006-05-11 18:50 (UTC) (Link)
I've been to Cardiff. Compared to Torbay, it's positively cosmopolitan.
Z-Gryphon
[info]z_gryphon at 2006-05-11 03:43 (UTC) (Link)
Er... why does it think I'm in East Newport?
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 03:47 (UTC) (Link)
It thinks a bunch of people in Maine are in East Newport. I dunno why. I think they have a convenience store. Oh, and a post office.
Z-Gryphon
[info]z_gryphon at 2006-05-11 03:52 (UTC) (Link)
And there used to be one of the state's only, like, two Popeye's Fried Chicken places in Newport proper, but it was torn down and replaced by a freakin' Burger King a few years ago, alas.

But yeah. Nowhere near East Newport, though I'm not claiming for a minute that Millinocket boasts anything East Newport lacks. :)
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 04:11 (UTC) (Link)
That's okay. There's a Popeye's at the Kennebunk exit on the Turnpike.

That I know that scares me.
Z-Gryphon
[info]z_gryphon at 2006-05-11 04:16 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, but only northbound. Southbound all you get is Sbarro. Yech.
Wednesday
[info]weds at 2006-05-11 04:43 (UTC) (Link)

How to tell you have crossed into Unseleighe Underhill: #47 in a series

  • All eateries cease to exist, save for:
    • Sbarro
    • Roy Rogers
    • Kenny Rogers's weird-ass chicken thing
  • You want goddamn Popeye's goddamn now, dammit
  • I said now
Ardaniel S. Collier
[info]ardaniel at 2006-05-11 04:58 (UTC) (Link)
Weirdly, Kenny Rogers Roasters isn't all that bad.
Wednesday
[info]weds at 2006-05-11 18:00 (UTC) (Link)
It frightens me. Possibly because of the Penny Arcade strip I can't find.
Z-Gryphon
[info]z_gryphon at 2006-05-11 05:37 (UTC) (Link)
... I kinda like the chicken at Roy Rogers.

I mean, yeah, it's no Popeye's, but it'll do at 2:30 AM when nothing else is open within 50 miles (which was occasionally the case when there was one at the service plaza on Route 128 in Waltham).
redneckgaijin
[info]redneckgaijin at 2006-05-11 03:50 (UTC) (Link)
Huh. With me it got my home location to within maybe fifty -yards.- That's something Mapquest can't do to within twenty MILES.

Peculiar.
Stacy
[info]magentamom at 2006-05-11 03:55 (UTC) (Link)
At a mere 658 miles, I am closer than many. And yet, I still find it disheartening to see "Hey! You are from Columbus, OH." It's like when I realized my kids were from Ohio and that really can't change. Ohio. Damn.
no_relation
[info]no_relation at 2006-05-11 19:48 (UTC) (Link)
Hey now, some of my favorite people in the world are from Ohio. A lot of them, in fact. The weird part of that is that I've only been to Cincinnati, and that was only one weekend.

Although that might tell you something: most of these cool people that I know from Ohio left.
John Troutman
[info]troutman at 2006-05-11 04:11 (UTC) (Link)
Man, it would've pegged me dead on... were this 1988. Sadly, it was actually about thirty miles off.

Then again, the Phoenix Metropolitan Area is the 5th largest city in the U.S., so I guess I can cut it some slack.
Boo
[info]have_you_seen at 2006-05-11 04:44 (UTC) (Link)
3872 miles.
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 05:02 (UTC) (Link)
Wait... 3800?

Wouldn't that put you in an ocean?
Boo
[info]have_you_seen at 2006-05-11 05:08 (UTC) (Link)
Well yes the thing claims I am in the west bay - however it probably tells that to anyone in the city or maybe in the whole country. We are so very inconvinient, not living in the same one spot in the sea. :P

(typing this in the capital city of finland :P)
火花人 理沙
[info]harlecerule at 2006-05-11 05:00 (UTC) (Link)
2461 miles . . . except not, because I'm not in Bremerton. FAIL.

Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 05:05 (UTC) (Link)
You're not? Hurm! Where are you now? College?
火花人 理沙
[info]harlecerule at 2006-05-11 05:09 (UTC) (Link)
No, I'm still at home in Port Angeles, in the same house I've lived in my entire life. :)
Dave
[info]dagbrown at 2006-05-11 05:32 (UTC) (Link)

Boy did I ever confuse that, coming as I did from Jinguu-Mae, Tokyo, which isn't in any US state at all.

Still, nice satellite photo Google has of where I work.

copperhamster
[info]copperhamster at 2006-05-11 06:18 (UTC) (Link)
999 Miles. Nice not round number.
no_relation
[info]no_relation at 2006-05-11 19:50 (UTC) (Link)
Look at it upside down, though.
Roni
[info]roniliquidity at 2006-05-11 12:12 (UTC) (Link)
72 miles!

Though there's a Salem hit which is 5 miles away from me. Huh.
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 13:50 (UTC) (Link)
Seventy two miles?

Man, we ought to have coffee sometime.
Roni
[info]roniliquidity at 2006-05-11 14:26 (UTC) (Link)
Exactly! I'm in Danvers, MA. I grew up in Hampstead,NH.
Demiurgent
[info]demiurgent at 2006-05-11 14:38 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, seriously cool. Right! Sooner or later, us the coffee.
not_croaker
[info]not_croaker at 2006-05-11 13:30 (UTC) (Link)
It seems determined to put me in downtown Rochester, despite the fact that I live to the northeast of the city... ohwell. Off by less than 20 miles.
cencithomas
[info]cencithomas at 2006-05-12 12:49 (UTC) (Link)

ah, heh ;-)

Wow, 5290 miles away! I'm in San Francisco.

Except... I'm in Colorado Springs. So...about 1,340 miles off?

NOT GOOD ENOUGH; F MINUS MINUS. >BZZZZZ<
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