Whistling in the Dark

You know what sucks about having a gastric bypass? When you develop post nasal drip. You see, the stomach pouch is pretty small, and mucus and snot holds together in a mass, so you keep waking up with bad pain because it's full up, and you drink water to push everything through, only it doesn't work so great because of the whole "holding together in a mass" thing. So, I'm not in the best frame of mind just this moment.