Whistling in the Dark

Tie them with nylon cord and beat them with Sho Koshugi

Morons. Lottery Tickets are trackable. They have barcodes and serial numbers. The stores keep track of what tickets they've sold.

They aren't ninjas. Just idjits.

And the "Obliviously Obvious Observation of the Day" award goes to Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department:

"Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

You do NOT mess with Pittsburgh.

I must make a confession, to my level of nerdity. You see, my first thought upon reading this story was:

"Huh. Sounds like something that'd happen in Templar."

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